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Feb 25, 2008 21:41:50 GMT -5
Post by Bai on Feb 25, 2008 21:41:50 GMT -5
She rolled her eyes. "You can't do math can you. If that were even possible the kid would only be three quarters human. If you are going to do math, do it right," she said simply. (if that's wrong ish don't care) "And the difference between prostitute and a slut aren't that great in my book. In fact they are almost alike. And oh yeah, HUGE difference there....One is legal the other isn't...."
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Feb 26, 2008 19:21:41 GMT -5
Post by Tally-Wa [crazy admin #1] on Feb 26, 2008 19:21:41 GMT -5
"Nah, math doesn't apply to the science of Dexter," Edward said, holding a finger up as if he were a school teacher. He set his daughter down and Dexter made tsking sounds. "On the contrary, sluts do not get paid. Daisy Adair does get paid. A hell of a lot, actually. Last paycheck was when she was doing a musical, but nevermind that." Dexter wished he had coffee or a cigarette. That would look so much cooler. But he despised cigs anyways, killed his mum, but he still thought they'd make the whole 'evil villain' scene complete. "Besides, something good came out of me taking his wife! Now, he's single," Dexter winked at her. "Are you my daddy?" Ashton asked, looking up at Edward. Edward pulled his daughter to the couch and answered her. They began to talk.
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Feb 26, 2008 19:42:04 GMT -5
Post by Bai on Feb 26, 2008 19:42:04 GMT -5
"Okay Dexy lets get one thing straight. I don't date while I'm on a job. I've been taught better than to do something as idiotic as that. So stop playin Mr. Date matcher. Once I'm done with a job, then I might date...But I make sure to end it before my next job. Got it? And do I seriously care about how that Daisy girl gets paid. No." she said, voice deadly calm.
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Feb 28, 2008 18:44:12 GMT -5
Post by Tally-Wa [crazy admin #1] on Feb 28, 2008 18:44:12 GMT -5
"Just saying you were talking about getting paid. I told you. You didn't like my reply. Deal. As for you dating, you are saying you'd consider it?" Dexter had turned his back on Edward again. Bad idea. "Sweetheart, run to the kitchen real wuick, okay? I'm gonna do something to someone real quick and I don't want you to see, okay?" Edward whispered to Ash. Ash nodded and ran to the kitchen. Edward brought out his wand and poked Dexter with it. Dexter turned into a bunny rabbit. "Good bunny," Edward said, picking up the little auburn and black colored rabbit. It had puffs of blonde at the top of his head and tan around the face. It was a very muscular bunny-rabbit and looked like Dexter in Rabbit Form. "Who's a good wittle Dexy-Rabbit? You are! You are!" Edward scooped up Dex-Bun.
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Mar 2, 2008 15:05:53 GMT -5
Post by Bai on Mar 2, 2008 15:05:53 GMT -5
"You know I could hear you whispering a mile away. Lets set him loose in the wild and let a fox be done with him. Now I see why you hate your brother so much. I'v never wanted to hurt someone so badly..." she said, a smirk forming on her lips.
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Mar 3, 2008 18:02:47 GMT -5
Post by Tally-Wa [crazy admin #1] on Mar 3, 2008 18:02:47 GMT -5
Edward laughed and nuzzled the bunny. "Nah, the spell will reverse in about twenty-four hours. About that time, he'll be at Azreal's house. We'll meet him after he has his entertainment and we'll," he paused and hated himself for it. He was sweating. This. Was. Not. Like. Him. Edward Moser did not, should not, would not feel any qualms about killing his brother. It just wasn't right. Edward had been dreaming about killing Dexter since . .. Well, ever. Even when he was a child, he wanted to do something so Dexter, whether it was murder or not was of no matter. He calmed himself down. "And we'll kill him." He forced a laugh and said, "He liked you, you know? He always acts that way with girls he likes. He was the one who set me up with Paige to begin with. So sad, actually." He called Ashton in and she nuzzled the bunny as well. She seemed to adore the little thing and carried it around. She had on a long dress and a hat that was big enough to kep a bunny in, so Dexy-Rabbit went in there.
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Mar 3, 2008 19:40:16 GMT -5
Post by Bai on Mar 3, 2008 19:40:16 GMT -5
She raised her eyebrows slightly, studing his expression and the little drops of liquid almost hidden under his hair. "Are you positivly sure you want to kill him? Because if you do I already have a plan and a few hairs...Some from that little girl of yours and a few others. After all, he knows what I look like now. And if he likes me, you know I can work that to an advantage, but I doubt he is that dim-witted so I won't even try to go there. So really that information his pointless," she said with a small smile, eyes glinting happily. Yes, she loved the idea of killing someone she loathed. Hell, it's only natural.
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Mar 3, 2008 21:37:30 GMT -5
Post by Tally-Wa [crazy admin #1] on Mar 3, 2008 21:37:30 GMT -5
Suddenly, an idea struck him. "Hey, what if, after the murder, we kept the bunny spell permanent?" he asked, raising an eyebrow of his own. "I mean, Ashton loves him and it'd take care of Dexter. We could make him a talking bunny, perhaps? She'll be a guardian for Dexy-Bunny-Rabbit and he will do the same. I mean, it's a better alternative to murder at this point. . .I'll get back with," he paused again. "Paige and this will all be over."
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Mar 4, 2008 19:09:08 GMT -5
Post by Bai on Mar 4, 2008 19:09:08 GMT -5
Her smile faded instantly. "Well, I was under the impression you wanted to kill your brother. If not, then I shall not assest you and you won't assest me. Obviously a murder is just a little out of your leage. But, if you change your mind, call my name. But if you don't mind, I'll find someone else to help me with my murder. To bad you can't handle it. You were cute too.." she said with a small shrug, pulling her hair over her shoulder before turning her back on him and walking towards the door...
ooc: lol Don't let her leave!
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Mar 4, 2008 19:31:09 GMT -5
Post by Tally-Wa [crazy admin #1] on Mar 4, 2008 19:31:09 GMT -5
Edward told Ashton to go and play. Once she was out, he took a step forward. The bunny went with Ashton. "Don't think so, missy. You promised and we are killing the rabbit. Together, we'll make one hell of an Elmer Fudd. Besides, did you think I'd actually say 'Kill the rabbit' with her in here. God, woman. I'm a serial killer, not a childhood-memory-scarrererer!" He rolled his eyes. "Besides, 'I'm more than just cute' as Dexter would say," he laughed as he said this. "I'm downright handsome." "Also, out of my league? What have you been doing, reading eighties fiction? Jesus, that term is about as old as I am."
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Mar 4, 2008 20:00:55 GMT -5
Post by Bai on Mar 4, 2008 20:00:55 GMT -5
She spun around, a devilish smile on her lips, but her eyebrows were raised. "You DO know that you could have put it a different way right? And don't ever call missy again. "Now we can kill the rabbit...But next time you even slightly change your mind, I'm leaving. It's bad enough Death brought him back, and personally I really don't like him and rather be done with him. But if you change your mind again you can keep him and the two of you can have bunny fun together. "Now my plan is simple. I take polyjuice potion of someone who would most likely be there. Unless he is extremly fond of that daughter of yours..."
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Mar 6, 2008 18:57:53 GMT -5
Post by Tally-Wa [crazy admin #1] on Mar 6, 2008 18:57:53 GMT -5
Edward looked at her with an inquisitive and somewhat demeaning look. "And what do you expect to do with my daughter or with a polyjuice potion?"
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Mar 6, 2008 19:09:00 GMT -5
Post by Bai on Mar 6, 2008 19:09:00 GMT -5
"Please, I'm already done with her. I just have a few of her hairs, it's not like I'm killing a three year old today, or however old she is," she said boredly, waving her hand in the air. And I think you can figure it out on your own..But I don't want to stay here all night, so...Easy, I take the polyjuice, I turn into, lets say, a random person on the street...I'm a better actor than he takes me for, I should be able to change my personality completely...Plus he should be more carefull of who he calls bad actors, because that's exactly what I was aiming for...Now I could either kill him without him seeing, or let you do the honors. A be that pretty little daughter of yours, act like I followed him there, start screeming hysterically, you show up and kill him. I've got at least five more full proof ones, but those two might save us trouble..."
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Mar 6, 2008 20:45:51 GMT -5
Post by Tally-Wa [crazy admin #1] on Mar 6, 2008 20:45:51 GMT -5
He grimaced at her. "She's six, first of all. Secondly, I'd prefer it if we let him kill Az. ." He was seriously considering letting his brother live. I mean, come on, sure, this chick was really hot and had a hobby that was more like Edward's than Paige's hobby of scrapbooking had ever been. I mean, seriouslly, this chick knew how to use a blade. Can't beat that. But, then again, Bellatrix Lestrange would've been a really good match to Anya as well. He considered this before continuing, "Then kill him. Okay? I'd prefer to have an equal oppertunity killing situation. I was thinking, we get him in a dark alley somewhere in a Muggle area.. Back in Florida preferably, he'll never suspect a thing until the tranqs go on. Then, you can," The next words sounded painful, "Use magic to get it overwith. Though a talking bunny would make us a lot of money. . . ."
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Mar 7, 2008 19:14:51 GMT -5
Post by Bai on Mar 7, 2008 19:14:51 GMT -5
She stuided his face hard for a moment, her own suspicious. "One, I know to let him kill Az first, I'm not an idiot. Two what the hell is Flordia? Whatever it is, I perfer to not to waste anymore time. Afterall, I didn't come here for him, and if I waste to much time for all I know Martin might be on a dragons back flying to Antartica for all I care. And three a talking bunny is a little overated. You get over it. And four: do you really want to kill that brother of yours?" she ended her speech calmly with her arms crossed over her chest and her eyebrows raised up at him.
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