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Post by Ems on Dec 4, 2007 23:59:25 GMT -5
"Come on babe,"said the Flaherty, wrapping his arm around the petite strawberry blonde. "What movie do you want to watch? I've got V.I.P. passes,"he winked at her.
The blonde giggled uncontrollably and pointed to the latest chick flick. Andrew's smile faltered slightly, but he quickly smiled warmly at her. He ran a hand through his tossled hair. "All right. Your wish is my command,"he bent down to kiss the top of her hand before approaching the ticket box.
"Two tickets to the 2:00 viewing of Lovely Encounters,"he said, silkily, peering into the ticket box.
"I'm sorry sir,"the old lady replied grouchily. "The only movie that is showing at the moment that is available is the Last Unicorn."
Andrew's face cringed. He had thought it was a young lady named Audrey in the ticket box. Not this old hag. "The Last Unicorn? Isn't that a kid's movie?"he asked, trying to keep his composure.
"Yup,"coughed the old lady. "Take it or leave it sonny."
Andrew gave a sigh and handed the lady the money. He turned around, to find a furious strawberry blonde glaring at him. Her arms were propped on her waist. "YOU SAID YOU HAD V.I.P. PASSES!"demanded the blonde.
Andrew grimaced. "I do! I just... I only have VIP passes when Audrey's the cashie-Oh shit,"he mumbled, watching as the blonde gave a shout of anger and slapped him across the face.
"AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT CALLING ME!"she yelled, stomping away and apparating.
"Owch,"Andrew rubbed the spot where she had slapped him. "That was harsh,"he mumbled, turning around and looking at the two ticket stubs. "Great. Now what am I supposed to do with these?"he grumbled.
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Post by Kat-la on Dec 5, 2007 15:56:30 GMT -5
“Look mommy! The blonde slapped the idiot who Auntie Lily hates!” A small male voice said from behind Andrew.
Then a giggling was heard, “Yeah…and you can clearly see the hand print on his cheek…I wonder who’s was reder…Auntie Lily’s or this girls?” A little girl said before giggling again.
“Kids….no making fun of Mr. Flaherty…no matter what his brother told you to do or Cousin Natalie.” A older and calm voice said as the two younger ones gave a loud, “Awwww….” “Come on kids….your dad has your brother and sister today and I’m taking you out…maybe a day away from each other will keep you from killing each other.” The voice of Kat Potter said with a slight laughing edge.
“Fine…but I still say the girl could have done what Auntie Lily told us she did….” John said and Becca giggled again.
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Post by Ems on Dec 6, 2007 2:02:46 GMT -5
Andrew was about to turn around and snap back. He whirled around-his expression furious-. He locked eyes with Kat and looked down to see the two Potter-Tripp children. A warm friendly total bullshit expression spread across his face. Andrew walked up to Kat with his arms held out as to give her a hug. "Kat Potter! Is that you?"he asked, grinning widely. Andrew bent down to eye level with John and Becca. "And these must be your children! How are you?"he asked, almost cooing.
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Post by Kat-la on Dec 6, 2007 18:35:18 GMT -5
“Look mommy….he’s as dumb as Auntie Lily said he was…and talks just like her impression of him.” John said looking up at his mother who was suppressing a smile.
“Jonathon….now don’t insult people.” She said with a tiny tone of being strict and yet you could tell she wanted to laugh.
“But mom…he’s cooing at us…you and dad didn’t even do that when we were 2 and we are almost 7 now.” Becca pointed out looking at Andrew before smirking and walking up very close to his face. “I’m good….how are you??? Or are my big words confusing you? By the way….my Auntie Lily is my favorite Aunt and if you talk down to me one more time I’m do what she did but worse.” Becca said batting her eye lashes innocently.
Again, Kat had to contain herself and though she tried to force a stern look on her face it failed…instead she simply warned her, “Rebecca…” she said and Becca shrugged not sorry at all. “And yes Andrew it is me…I believe you ran into my sister awhile ago.” She said with a smirk.
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Post by Ems on Dec 6, 2007 18:50:04 GMT -5
Andrew's eye twitched slightly several times. He mumbled something under his breath -most likely cursing-. His eyes traveled down to the tickets in his hand. "Fine, fine. My you're a lot like your Aunt Lily and your mother... and the Boss. Must be a Potter thing,"he shrugged, looking back to Becca and John. Andrew took a step back at the theat. He started to break out in laughter, although the tiny beads of sweat rolling off the sides of his cheek say differently. "That's adorable! Little children standing up for their auntie. Hey! It's not like I molested her or something,"he shrugged. "And it's not like I tried to get her into be- I MEAN... Not like I tried asking her out on a date,"he said slowly. "No harm done. The only harm done was probably my broken nose and my nuu- sensitive... spot,"he grimaced.
Andrew looked back up at Kat. "Yes, I did,"he nodded, grimly. "And I suppose you want to murder me as well?"he asked, calmly.
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Post by Kat-la on Dec 6, 2007 19:06:57 GMT -5
Becca laughed, “She ranted to you about how you are a pig and treat women like meat and then you said she was jealous…you hit on her so she HIT you…she broke your nose and bruised your manhood…just because you can’t admit that you are scared of me doesn’t make you tough…it just makes you pathetic.” She said with a smirk tilting her head to the side slightly and raising her eyebrows in a common, ‘Beat THAT’ stance.
John also laughed, “Damn right it’s a Potter thing…to bad you aren’t like your brother Adam…Auntie Lily says he’s respectful and knows how to treat people while you are just a jerk who needs to live six feet underground in a small wooden box.” John said with the same smirk his sister had.
Kat sadly was trying desperately not to laugh aloud or even smile for that matter…a battle she was loosing. “Kids…really now…you need to stop…it’s not nice to pick on Mr. Flaherty…” She said trying to sound stern and failing at it…miserably.
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Post by Ems on Dec 6, 2007 21:52:27 GMT -5
Andrew was shaking heavily at this point. He felt this unatural hatred boiling under his skin. Oh how he wanted to curse these demons back to hell. On the other hand, he could be tried for and could be subjected to being exiled to Azkaban for killing the precious Potter heirs. He shook his head, wiping the frown of his face and replaced it with a huge smile. "So I see your Aunt Lily hasn't forgotten about me?"he chuckled lightly, scratching his chin. "That's good. Very good,"he nodded and smiled to himself.
Andrew cleared his throat and smiled at the children again. "I'm sorry kids. But I'm not a homosexual like my brother Adam is. You see, look at the facts. He's too polite. He's too nice. He's too friendly without girls. I mean COME ON! Everyone knows that you're only nice to girls when you want something from them,"he winked.
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Post by Kat-la on Dec 6, 2007 22:08:45 GMT -5
“How could she forget about the guy who she kicked ass on? I mean…you were down for the count and who wouldn’t remember kicking your sorry and pathetic excuse for an ass. I mean…you’re pissed and want to hurt my sister and me….and we are only 6…and you’re slightly scared of us because of who our family is and what they LOVE to teach us…” John said with a smirk, “So…you’re what….20, 30 years older then us and you are scared of us? That’s pretty pathetic dude.” He added nodding his head.
Becca giggled again, “Do you live in the 12th century or something? Women are doing a hell of a lot more in society then most men are now a days. And if anyone should be gay it should be you…because your brother respects girls but has dated and is interested in someone…while you try to act like you like/love women…I doubt if you have ever gotten laid by the way you treat women…and if you have had sex it was only because the girl was a cheap whore or a slut with her legs wide open waiting for anyone to bloody hell her.” Becca said simply with a smirk.
Kat sighed and shook her head. With her family, how could her children NOT know this language…but even still. “Rebecca and Jonathon…” She said in a warning voice though she was biting her bottom lip to keep from laughing.
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Post by Ems on Dec 6, 2007 22:49:59 GMT -5
The tips of Andrew's lip began to twitch upwards into a smirk. He rose up and looked at Kat, shaking his head. "My, my. What colorful language your children use. What ARE you teaching your children at home, Kat?"he said, teasingly-although any one could mistake it for him questioning her role as a mother-.
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Post by Kat-la on Dec 6, 2007 22:57:09 GMT -5
“A hell of a lot more then your mother taught you Mr. Flaherty. I’m teaching my children not to judge people until they meet them and talk to them and then they can offer their own opinions on the person and it seems as if they have delivered their verdict.” She said calmly though both her children could tell they she was slightly peeved off. “Now I warn you Mr. Flaherty….I taught my sister everything she knows but not everything that I know…added to that fact my brother is head of the Auror department and my husband is your superior…” She said with a slight smirk, “I’d watch what you say before you say it again.” She added, a hint of warning and malice in her tone.
“Oooh….dude….not a smart move…pissing mom off….yeah….no one…not even Dad or Grandpa do that.” John said nodding.
Becca also nodded, “Really dude…think things through….like your sexuality.”
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Post by Ems on Dec 6, 2007 23:45:28 GMT -5
"Hey, hey, hey,"Andrew put both of his hands in front of him, stepping back from Kat and her children. "I was just joking around. Chill out,"chuckled Andrew, running a hand through his hair. "Jeezus. All I wanted to do was to give your children the movie tickets I just got, since Lisa - the girl- didn't want them,"he shrugged, holding out the tickets. "Innocent reason and yet I get attacked for it,"he sighed dramatically and put a hand on his forehead sighing again. "What has the world come to?"
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Post by Kat-la on Dec 7, 2007 15:29:33 GMT -5
Kat rolled her eyes, “If you are going to bold face lie…when I’ve known you and your family for as long as I have…you might want to do a better job of it.” She said with a slight smirk, “And if that’s for the kiddy movie…they don’t want to see it. We’re here to put tickets on order for a 8 pm showing of Fred Clause.” She said.
“Are you talking about that unicorn movie? You do realize that movie was made for people with tiny little brains that can not handle the more complic….wait….your right…never mind….” John said nodding, “I figured it out.” He added with a smile.
Becca sighed, “You just don’t get it do you John? He’s gay and he loves kiddie movies like that…I bet you he’s a pedophile also…I mean…why else would a grown man try and get into a kid movie and loose so many girls at one time and be able to piss them off so easily. Yup…he’s a gay pedophile looking for kids to take home and rape and keep them locked up in his basement with RABID SQUIRRELS!” She said all in one breath getting more and more exited as she went on….finally ending out of breath while her mother was doubled over in silent laughter.
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Post by Daniel on Dec 7, 2007 20:34:18 GMT -5
//ROFLMAO!...what happened to the shy, sensitive, emotional Becca we all know and lo-well, we all know. One might argue that they like this one better...//
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Post by Kat-la on Dec 7, 2007 22:41:07 GMT -5
//She's a bit of both actually....but when she gets a feeling about someone like she does from Andrew...that fades away...And she becomes the smart and smart mouthed little witch she can be....and then she'll go back to being shy and quiet and peaceful...//
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Post by Daniel on Dec 7, 2007 23:18:25 GMT -5
//Kira: We should bring Andrew around more often, Becca might actually plot with us! Noah: Do you really wanna bring that guy to our HOUSE?!... Kira: You're right...bad idea. Never mind.//
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Post by Ems on Dec 8, 2007 0:45:08 GMT -5
"EXCUSE ME!"Adam shouted, now enraged. His whole body shook. "THE GAY PEDOPHILE. I THOUGHT WE'D ALREADY ESTABLISHED THIS.. IS ADAM! MY YOUNGER BROTHER! God people,"he rubbed his temples with his hands. "I'm TRYING to get rid of these stupid unicorn tickets. Do you think I really want to go see some crappy cartoon about unicorns? What the hell? NO! ALL I WANTED TO DO IS TO TAKE A HOT CHICK TO THE MOVIES. GET HER WASTED AND THEN GET HER IN BED. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!"he shouted, scaring a mother and child a few yards away from him. He didn't seem to notice.
"I JUST WANT TO GET RID OF THESE GODDAMN UNICORN TICKETS!"he shouted in frustration. "NOT DEAL WITH A BUNCH OF BRATS!"he spat bitterly.
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Post by Kat-la on Dec 8, 2007 0:58:49 GMT -5
Before Kat could go and kill his ass….Becca was already doing what she wanted.
See…Becca had learned this thing called “Man Test” from her mother in case any guy tried to be a jerk to her….she took a running start and held her fist up and seemed to be just the right height to POW! “Yell at me again you sick bastard and I will do the other things my mommy taught me! So you wanna bloody hell a chick! GO RENT A BLOODY WHORE! They hold their bloody fucking legs open so you can do that fucking shit! You wanna get wasted? There’s a bloody PUB down the street just waiting for your ass to sit down at one of the stools and drink them out of shit! Get your fucking bloody head out of your BLOODY arse and realize that you are in the GOD DAMN 21st century and MOST DECENT women are not the whore/slut/men that you FUCKING SCREW! Your brother seems to be nice and realizes how to treat family, friends of family, friends and people in general while you don’t even deserve the presence of me yelling at you. If you didn’t get it when my Auntie yelled at you get it now. I’m bloody 6 and I treat people better then you do! GROW THE bloody hell UP AND STOP ACTING LIKE A BLOODY NEW BORN!” She screeched until her face was red and blue, from not breathing and anger. She was taking deep breaths before she spit on him….kicked him in the legs and huffed off.
John was stunned and a look of terror was on his face at his sister’s reaction…. “Wow….never pissing her off again.” He muttered, “Hey Becca wait up! I’ll buy you and ice-cream….mom! I need MONEY for ice-cream!” He yelled back catching up to Becca.
Kat smirked as she walked over to Andrew and looked down at him, “You better be bloody happy that my daughter did that and not me…cause I would have landed in Azkaban for the shit I would do…don’t mess with my family anymore Flaherty…unless you do plan on staying gay and never using your dick to bloody hell again.” Kat said slowly in a low and menacing voice before catching up to her children and apperating away in an alley where no one was around.
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Post by Ems on Dec 8, 2007 1:10:26 GMT -5
Andrew had not be expecting this. He keeled over, in the same fetal position he had been when Lily had attacked him, groaning and screaming in pain. Spectators scooted away from the madman and hurried their children inside. Andrew rolled around on the ground. The tickets still held in his hand. "HOLY F---!"he shouted, only muffled by the sound of a double-decker bus and the muffled cries of a screaming baby in the background. How did it go so wrong?
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