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Post by Ems on Dec 15, 2007 19:52:42 GMT -5
Weasley Wizard Wheezes. Ordinary on the outside. Just plain weird on the inside. For some reason, the interior of the store looked different. Like every prank was set in place for a certain reason. A blonde girl stood in the middle of the room, smacking her hands together and brushing her attire off. She removed the blonde wig, letting the curly auburn hair trickle down just past her shoulderblades. The red-head tapped herself lightly on th ehead with her wand. The emerald green dress slowly melted away and was replaced by a simple Weasley Wizard Wheezes employee T-shirt over a pair of denim jeans.
"Perfect,"she smirked, quickly whipping around and disappeared into the backroom, cackling maniacally.
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Post by Daniel on Dec 15, 2007 22:59:26 GMT -5
May knocked on the door of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes uncertainly, holding a package. She was feeling like an intruder. But then thoughts of having a date with Jakey flooded into her head and she quickly stepped into the shop. "Jake? Jakers?" she asked, looking around the store. She avoided the pranks nervously and headed toward the counter. "Hello? Jake, I have a package for you!"
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Post by Ems on Dec 15, 2007 23:03:18 GMT -5
The door behind May shut suddenly and locked itself with a small 'click'. The blindes went down and the shop was completely dark. A deep maniacal laughter sounded from around the room. The floor of the shop shook heavily, making the shelves sway side to side. Dungbombs from atop of the shelf next to May fell and dropped on her head.
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Post by Daniel on Dec 15, 2007 23:05:27 GMT -5
May jumped in surprise as the doors and blinds closed. "Hello?" she asked cautiously, and shrieked when something wet and gooey hit her on the head. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!" she screamed, running around in circles and clawing at her hair. A nasty smell filled the room and she gagged, falling to her knees and holding her nose as she dropped the package.
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Post by Ems on Dec 15, 2007 23:08:26 GMT -5
"Oh come on!"Natalie exclaimed, turning on the lights and poofing from the back room. Her arms were placed on her hips and her eyebrows raised. "That's it? Jeez. I thought you'd put up more of a fight,"she grumbled, leaning on the counter casually. She rolled her eyes and threw a dungbomb in the air, catching it as it fell. "You're in a prank shop, dear. Didn't you expect pranks?"
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Post by Daniel on Dec 15, 2007 23:54:41 GMT -5
"No!" May said indignantly, standing up and grabbing the package. "That wasn't funny," she muttered. "You, Weasley person...clean this out of my hair," she ordered, feeling the dungbomb with her hand and grimacing. "Where's Jake?" she asked.
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Post by Ems on Dec 15, 2007 23:57:03 GMT -5
"Why, it wasn't supposed to be funny,"Natalie replied, calmly, blinking at her. The girl was hilarious. "And Jake's at home,"she answered. Her tone grew darker and colder by the second. "And for your information. My name isn't Weasley person. It's Natalie. Get it straight."
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Post by Daniel on Dec 16, 2007 0:12:22 GMT -5
"Whatever, Madeline, just get it out of my hair!" May squealed. "What's his address?" she asked, eager to get out of the prank shop and to Jakers. "Oh, and red hair is sooooooo last summer," she added, making a disgusted face at Natalie's hair.
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Post by Ems on Dec 16, 2007 0:15:04 GMT -5
A small round ball hurtled towards May at a rapid speed. It amde a whistling noise as it flew across the room and bonked her on the forehead. "It's Natalie. NAT-A-LEE,"the red-head said, enunciating the syllables. She rolled her eyes. "Well,"a small smirk slid across her face. "Jake doesn't seem to think red hair is last summer."
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Post by Daniel on Dec 16, 2007 0:24:24 GMT -5
"FINE, MATALIE!" May said loudly. "And Jake doesn't know what's good for him...especially under a love potion. What did you give him? Amortentia?" she accused, squinting her eyes at the filthy Weasley. "You probably just want him for his money, don't you?!" she added, thinking that she had put two and two together.
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Post by Ems on Dec 16, 2007 0:28:49 GMT -5
Natalie rolled her eyes and laughed. "Wow. You really are dense. Do you really think I have the time to make love potions? Honestly, I'm a lazy ass bum. If you ever get a chance ask Jake. Oh wait. No you probably won't,"she paused to growl and continued in a cold, venemous tone. "Because if you ever come in a ten foot radius of him, I will rip that already inflated head of yours and stick it on the pike of the Tower Bridge in London. Capisce?" She straightened up and crossed her arms across her chest. "And he and I have been together since we were thirteen. Do you really think it's for money? PLEASE! Look at this place,"she motioned towards the interior of the shop. "Me Da and Uncle have more money than my own cousin who gets paid more than Jake."
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Post by Daniel on Dec 16, 2007 0:34:26 GMT -5
"Yeah right, you're just a liar liar pants on fire," May stuck her tongue out at the girl. Then she frowned. "Wait...what is 'ca-peesh?'" she asked. "Is that foreign? Are you insulting me?!" she demanded, squinting at Natalie once again. "You are, aren't you?!"
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Post by Ems on Dec 16, 2007 0:38:02 GMT -5
"Oh my god,"Natalie mumbled, rubbing her temples. "You're such a child,"she grumbled under her breath. She snapped her fingers and a small Pygmy Puff flew out of its cage and started to peck the top of May's head.
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Post by Daniel on Dec 16, 2007 0:42:02 GMT -5
"STOP IT!" May shrieked, swinging her hands at her head futilely. "GETITOFF!" she added loudly, still trying to swipe off the Pgymy Puff. "Just tell me where he lives so I can deliver this," she stated, giving up on the Puff and holding up the package.
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Post by Ems on Dec 16, 2007 0:46:03 GMT -5
"Oh that,"the smirk on her face widened. "I was wondering if you still had that. I guess you do,"she chuckled and pulled out a switch from her pocket. She whistled once and the Pygmy Puff automatically flew back into its cage, chirping loudly at May.
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Post by Daniel on Dec 16, 2007 0:49:56 GMT -5
"What are you talking about? Some weirdo freak from that robes shop gave this to me...to give to Jake, so where is he?" May demanded again, still completely clueless about what Madeline Natalie was saying. By then the dungbomb had gotten out of her hair.
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Post by Ems on Dec 16, 2007 0:56:52 GMT -5
"HE'S.AT.HOME.YOU.IDIOT,"shouted Natalie, getting fed up with the girl's stupidity. "And that girl from the shop was- Oh my god. You ARE dense,"she shook her head and groaned.
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Post by Daniel on Dec 16, 2007 1:00:44 GMT -5
"Wait...that girl was him?" May asked cluelessly. "Just tell me where the house is all ready so I can leave," she added after a second, getting frustrated with Madeline. "You are such a meanie face!"
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Post by Ems on Dec 16, 2007 1:02:57 GMT -5
"You're just asking for a pulverization, aren't you?"mumbled Natalie, shaking violently. Her fists were rolled up into balls and were stuck by her side.
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Post by Daniel on Dec 16, 2007 1:22:16 GMT -5
"Pul-ver-i-za-shun..." May said. "That's like, 7 sill-a-bulls," she rolled her eyes. "Would you just tell me where his house is all ready?" she added, holding the package up. "This is heavy.'
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Post by Ems on Dec 16, 2007 1:27:26 GMT -5
"That's the point,"grumbled Natalie. "Jeez you're taking all the fun out of it,"she paused and a smirk slid across her face again. "Maybe,"she smirked and pushed the button on the switch.
The package exploded, enwrapping May in a cloud of smoke.
((Errrr... Pick whatever outfit you want. Kat-la had some ideas.. Ants in Pants... Errr... Turning May into a Man... Yea... Just pick the randomest ugliest outfit ever. Hunchback of Notre Dame... etc.. Ish too lazy to think. ))
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Post by Daniel on Dec 16, 2007 1:32:53 GMT -5
May shrieked as the fog cleared and she saw herself. "OH MY GAWSH! I LOOK HORRIBLE!" she screamed. She fell to the floor, sobbing. "I LOOK LIKE A SUMO-WRESTLER!" she continued, breaking down in fits of tears. This was a bit of an exaggeration. In reality, she had just gained about 20 pounds...mostly in her cheeks and stomach.
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Post by Ems on Dec 16, 2007 3:13:28 GMT -5
Natalie rolled her eyes and stifled a laugh. "No. You look human,"she rolled her eyes and shifted her weight to her other foot. "Ok. So you want me to call Jake in now?"she smirked. "Oh. Your make-up's... tearing?"she stared pointedly at the runny mascara, eyeliner, and foundation.
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Post by Daniel on Dec 16, 2007 12:03:17 GMT -5
"NO, DON'T LET HIM COME HERE!" May yelled, rolling into a ball and shivering. How could this happen? she thought, rocking back and forth. "Turn me back," she said quietly after a while. "Turn me back turn me back turn me back!" she whined.
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Post by Ems on Dec 16, 2007 16:22:54 GMT -5
"I can't,"Natalie replied, smirking widely as she threw the switch in the air. "It'll wear off. Trust me,"she promised, nodding and caught the switch as it fell towards the palm of her hand. "I jsut don't know how long though. A few months. Maybe a year? Tops"
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